We set out to do our shortest episode ever. This is what happened.

Chapters: ASOS Arya V, Jon IV, Jaime IV

Outro music: The Smiths - That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore

Daenerys Targaryen is the greatest character in modern fiction.

Chapters: ASOS Daenerys III, Sansa III

Outro music: Amorf Ördögök - Tengerparti homokvár

You know, the one where Jon does the thing.

Chapters: ASOS Bran II, Davos III, Jon III

Outro music: Holy River - Courage

I hope you like racism, because George put a lot of it in this one!

Chapters: ASOS Arya IV, Daenerys II

Outro music: They Might Be Giants - Your Racist Friend

One day, all of your hosts will go on the beach together. It will be fun, barely plot relevant, and full of uncomfortable comedy horniness. But this is not our beach episode, no. This is just a tribute.

Chapters: ASOS Catelyn III, Jaime III Outro music: home with you by FKA twigs

This is how Cersei wins.

Chapters: ASOS Samwell I, Tyrion III

Outro music: Spraynard - Spooky, Scary

It's time to answer the most important question: Which Monster Would You Fuck?

Chapters: ASOS Jon II, Sansa II, Arya III

Outro music: Bobby "Boris" Pickett - Monster Mash

It is with a heavy heart that we say goodbye to fan favorite character Utherydes Wayn, may you bang your staff wherever you are.

Chapters: ASOS Arya II, Catelyn II

Outro music: Stormzy - Crown

One weird trick to improve Tyrion chapters.

Chapters: ASOS Jaime II, Tyrion II

Outro music: MGMT - When You Die

Maybe it's time for Jorah to die for real.

Chapters: ASOS Daenerys I, Bran I, Davos II

Outro music: Taylor Swift - You Belong With Me (8 bit cover)