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Chapters: ASOS Tyrion IX, Jaime VIII

Outro music: Perfume Genius - Describe

Meet not one, not two, but four new secret Stark siblings!

Chapters: ASOS Jon VIII, Arya XII

Outro music: Rusted Root - Send Me on My Way

You may notice that this episode was recorded a while ago from all the beach that makes you old jokes.

Chapters: ASOS Jaime VII, Davos VI

Outro music: Alphaville - Forever Young

Joffrey's cool wedding

Chapters: ASOS Tyrion VIII, Sansa V

Outro music: FKA twigs - Fallen Alien

After a stretch of fantastic chapters, George reminds us that it doesn't always have to be like that. Strong Belwas takes a shit. Joffrey kills a book. Jorah gets canceled.

Chapters: ASOS Daenerys V, Tyrion VII, Sansa IV

Outro music: Ween - The Stallion Pt. 3

We're back and we're having a normal one. Talking points: what if moons were tits, fucking a snowman to make it come to life, George's funny comedy bits, getting eaten by a door.

Chapters: ASOS Jon VII, Bran IV

Outro music: Tyler, the Creator - See You Again

Tyrion and Davos REACT to: Red Wedding!

Chapters: ASOS Tyrion VI, Davos V

Outro music: bollywood apologetics by black wing

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This is the red wedding episode! Would be a shame if we talked about "lewd anime" instead

The recipe of the week is: toad in the hole

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Chapters: ASOS Arya X, Catelyn VI, Arya XI

Outro music: Alanis Morissette - Ironic

Haha! It's our 69th episode! It's the funniest number! Let's all join together and celebrate this occasion with two chapters that will certainly be appropriate for this!

Chapters: ASOS Jon VI, Catelyn VI

Outro music: Peter Gabriel - Red Rain

Sam dreams about titties and meets a new type of guy. Arya and Sandor head towards a wedding. We learn to cook.

Chapters: ASOS Samwell III, Arya IX

Outro music: King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard - Dreams