Haha! It's our 69th episode! It's the funniest number! Let's all join together and celebrate this occasion with two chapters that will certainly be appropriate for this!
Chapters: ASOS Jon VI, Catelyn VI
Outro music: Peter Gabriel - Red Rain
Sam dreams about titties and meets a new type of guy. Arya and Sandor head towards a wedding. We learn to cook.
Chapters: ASOS Samwell III, Arya IX
Outro music: King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard - Dreams
Jaime has a dream, Catelyn experiences Evil Rain, and we learn what a "factkin" is.
Chapters: ASOS Jaime VI, Catelyn V
Time to meet a very special boy!
Chapters: ASOS Daenerys IV, Arya VIII
Outro music: Rage Against the Machine - Wake Up
Every day people keep asking us: when can I get my fingers in the book? If you're one of those people, we finally have the answer for you!
Chapters: ASOS Bran III, Jon V
Outro music: King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard - Billabong Valley
Chapters: ASOS Tyrion V, Arya VII
Outro music: Friar Tuck by These Old Bones
Jaime bath chapter
This episode contains ASMR.
Chapters: ASOS Davos IV, Jaime V
Outro music: Willie Nelson - On the Road Again
So you know Fabergé eggs? They're making a Game of Thrones one, but hear me out: what if they put Tyrion in one? What if you bought the Fabergé egg and you opened it up and Tyrion was inside? What if there was an egg with Tyrion in it, but it was also on the moon? But moon is also egg? What if you cracked open an egg and there was three Tyrions in it, but you're also on the moon, so the egg is actually the moon inside a Fabergé egg and the Tyrions represent the types of magic and - hold on, someone is handing me a note that says we don't even have a Tyrion chapter this week.
Chapters: ASOS Arya VI, Catelyn IV
Outro music: Gwyn Lord of Cinder - Dark Souls OST
You will NEVER guess what's in this bowl of brown!
Chapters: ASOS Tyrion IV, Samwell II
Outro music: LeviathanJPTV - Chug Jug With You