We are kicking off A Feast for Crows season the only way we can: by talking about feet.
Chapters: AFFC Prologue, The Prophet
Outro music: Feet Don't Fail Me Now by Joy Crooks
The third book in the series was the longest book of the series.
Chapters: ASOS Sansa VII, Epilogue
Outro music: Tom Waits - Dead and Lovely
We're getting a little twisted with this one. Sam steals an election while Jon has gay thoughts.
Chapters: ASOS Samwell V, Jon XII
Outro music: Belle and Sebastian - Wrapped Up in Books
One of the POVs this week gains a new dad, the other kills one. Equivalent exchange.
Chapters: ASOS Jon XI, Tyrion XI
Outro music: Winter's House by Giles Corey
New cowboy dropped.
Chapters: ASOS Arya VIII, Samwell IV
Outro music: Let's All Help the Cowboys (Sing the Blues) by Waylon Jennings
We are very excited to announce that ASOBAP is jumping on the hype: we are selling you JPEGs of Brienne for ten million dollars worth of fake crypto money each! This is not a scam! Other suggested talking points: a sword to kill Sansa, how fun it is to use hot wax, getting a castle where 9/11 happened, fisting a horn and the dichotomy between being horny and being normal.
Chapters: ASOS Jaime IX, Jon X
Outro music: Fiend in Wien by World/Inferno Friendship Society
Geodude is NOT scary he's just weird! Other discussion points include: what if snakes had arms, pointing and laughing at Jorah one last time and, idk, some fight between Gregor and Oberyn I guess? Yeah, nothing important happens in these chapters.
Chapters: ASOS Tyrion X, Daenerys VI
Outro music: Matt Elliott - Guidance is Internal
What's the most fucked up way you can eat fruit?
Chapters: ASOS Sansa VI, Jon IX
Outro music: The Wiggles - Fruit Salad
We would never endorse any illegal activity on this podcast.
Chapters: ASOS Tyrion IX, Jaime VIII
Outro music: Perfume Genius - Describe