A Song of Babys and Puppys

I don't know... they all want me to write the book but do they even really care about me? I'd rather write the next Dunky novella. They want to make more seasons of that show and I sure like to see that bald child... but they told me I need to finish Winds first. But writing is so hard... and it's my birthday.... maybe I'll kill off Tyrion next. …

we go on r/boobs for some reason

Chapters: ADWD Daenerys IX, Jon XI

Outro music: You Oughta Know by Alanis Morissette

SIX SEVEN!!!!!!

Chapters: ADWD Daenerys VIII, Theon I

Outro music: Numbers by Kraftwerk

In the time since we set up our tumblr someone has already screenshotted it to call us "stupid incels" and blocked us. This will of course only make us stronger. We also finally get into a much needed discussion of one of George's obsessions: how EXACTLY are nipples measured? Plus: Purge Wedding! …

This is the episode where we look at pictures of guys who had botox injected into their nutsacks for cosmetic reasons.

Chapters: ADWD A Ghost in Winterfell, Tyrion X

Outro music: The Vampyre of Time and Memory by Queens of the Stone Age

Everybody thought we were SO CRAZY for accusing big name YouTubers Glidus and Alt Shift X for plagiarizing our famous "Spoiler Zone" segment. Well, it looks like the bit stealing bastards have struck again coming for another one of our beloved retired segments. I have no pleasure in announcing that what could have been a friendly rivalry has now turned…

Honestly, George fell off. TWOW might not even be good. It might be bad, if these two chapters are any indication! We'll still keep reading that garbage.

Chapters: ADWD The King's Prize, Daenerys VII

Outro music: Linda Ronstadt - Poor, Poor Pitiful Me

We check in on Theon's number of balls (unchanged) and discuss whether Barbrey should fuck him or someone else (yes).

Chapters: ADWD Tyrion IX, The Turncloak

Outro music: No Joy by The Beths. because it was a tyrion and theon episode

Cersei is plotting, Doran is plotting, the Sand Snakes are hissing and the Watcher is watching. Meanwhile, back at the Wall Jon is doing everything he can to make as many enemies as possible while alienating his remaining friends. This can only go well! I say "Oberon" instead of "Oberyn" a million times in this episode for some reason. So close! …

How many women does the Feminist fuck? A thousand women, and one. (somberly) the one women is Roose Bolton's wife

Chapters: ADWD Daenerys VI, The Prince of Winterfell

Outro music: Sober to Death by Car Seat Headrest