S3E34 - New Cowboy: Cole Cassidy

New cowboy dropped.

Chapters: ASOS Arya VIII, Samwell IV

Outro music: Let's All Help the Cowboys (Sing the Blues) by Waylon Jennings

S3E33 - BrieNFT

We are very excited to announce that ASOBAP is jumping on the hype: we are selling you JPEGs of Brienne for ten million dollars worth of fake crypto money each! This is not a scam! Other suggested talking points: a sword to kill Sansa, how fun it is to use hot wax, getting a castle where 9/11 happened, fisting a horn and the dichotomy between being horny and being normal.

Chapters: ASOS Jaime IX, Jon X

Outro music: Fiend in Wien by World/Inferno Friendship Society

S3E32 - We're Not Afraid of Geodude

Geodude is NOT scary he's just weird! Other discussion points include: what if snakes had arms, pointing and laughing at Jorah one last time and, idk, some fight between Gregor and Oberyn I guess? Yeah, nothing important happens in these chapters.

Chapters: ASOS Tyrion X, Daenerys VI

Outro music: Matt Elliott - Guidance is Internal

S3E31 - Shansha

What's the most fucked up way you can eat fruit?

Chapters: ASOS Sansa VI, Jon IX

Outro music: The Wiggles - Fruit Salad

S3E30 - Take the Garlic

We would never endorse any illegal activity on this podcast.

Chapters: ASOS Tyrion IX, Jaime VIII

Outro music: Perfume Genius - Describe

S3E29 - Moldfred Stark

Meet not one, not two, but four new secret Stark siblings!

Chapters: ASOS Jon VIII, Arya XII

Outro music: Rusted Root - Send Me on My Way

S3E28 - This Murder Plot Will Make You Cum in 15 Seconds!

You may notice that this episode was recorded a while ago from all the beach that makes you old jokes.

Chapters: ASOS Jaime VII, Davos VI

Outro music: Alphaville - Forever Young

S3E27 - Chaos Is a Secret Ladder (Wedding Special #2)

Joffrey's cool wedding

Chapters: ASOS Tyrion VIII, Sansa V

Outro music: FKA twigs - Fallen Alien

S3E26 - RIP to Your Book but I'm Different

After a stretch of fantastic chapters, George reminds us that it doesn't always have to be like that. Strong Belwas takes a shit. Joffrey kills a book. Jorah gets canceled.

Chapters: ASOS Daenerys V, Tyrion VII, Sansa IV

Outro music: Ween - The Stallion Pt. 3

S3E25 - The Hills Have Tits

We're back and we're having a normal one. Talking points: what if moons were tits, fucking a snowman to make it come to life, George's funny comedy bits, getting eaten by a door.

Chapters: ASOS Jon VII, Bran IV

Outro music: Tyler, the Creator - See You Again

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