Just like Bran in this chapter, we take a glimpse into the past... into the distant year of 2024, when "Hawk Tuah" was all the rage. Jon is also here and uhhh, well let's just say, he really fucked up this time. That's right, he introduced heterosexuality to the Night's Watch boys. If you ask me, he really deserves to die for this.
Kay edited this one so I have no idea what the title means nor do I have any memory recording it. Here's what Kay says about it:
"the episode is called ASOBAPBBQ. it's about theon hears some very cool stories from roose and tyrion hangs out on a boat. the song is will anybody ever love me"
We're back once again talking about the greatest literary character of all time. That's right, it's a Melisandre chapter! Dany is also here and I'm gonna be honest I already forgot what happened in her chapter. Let's say she had a talk with Skahaz and Mo Reznak and cried about Missandei's dead brother.
a new episode!!! this one is called "Pussy Fetus Magic". it's the jon chapter where melisandre touches his "wolf" and davos turns out to be alive and gets his boyfinding mission. the song is char ga kuru by koichiro hori
I swear there was at least 10 additional minutes of Forrest Gump talk that I cut out. Somebody get us theatre tickets we're getting desperate.
Chapters: ADWD The Wayward Bride, Tyrion VII
Outro music: Gump by Weird Al Yankovic
Welcome back to your favorite podcast about the Performing Arts. Theater, opera, musical, we got it all covered! This week we brush up on some of the important theater terms, and then we meet a whole lot of guys. Who did JonCon fuck in the Golden Company? And what are all the sellsword companies like? Are they normal? The answers may surprise you!
We are all still grieving the death of many of our favorite characters such as Missandei's brother as well as Dany's favorite harp player, but at the end of the day we must move on and continue with the podcast. This is an episode where Tyrion does the worst thing he's ever done and he's still not the character we hate most.
This New Theon Greyjoy Theory Will Blow Your Mind!
Chapters: ADWD Reek II, Jon V
Outro music: Redesigned a Million Times by And So I Watch You from Afar
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Hey everyone George is doing a play in London about the tourney at Harrenhal and we want to get free press tickets to the premiere so we need to be taken seriously. Hold on let me just see what I named this episode
Chapters: ADWD Tyrion V, Davos III
Stop me if you heard this before but we're reading Dany and Jon chapters this week. Dany sees a sex show with a gay man and then Jon looks at some meat slabs with a different gay man. George is once again hitting us with the parallels across different chapters, and in this case the parallel is "gay men". Let's give it up to the gay men, everyone!