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S5E7 - Piss Quips

Tyrion gets horny, plays chess and does a cartwheel. Davos eats a nasty apple. Plus: everything you always wanted to know about urinal etiquette!

Chapters: ADWD Tyrion IV, Davos II

Outro music: Pissin' In The Wind by Jerry Jeff Walker 

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S5E6 - Jigsaw's Woke

A stinky boy AND a baby boy? George, you're spoiling us!

Chapters: ADWD Reek I, Bran II

Outro music: I'm Your Man by Mitski

ASOBAP is brought to you by Good Episode Productions. 

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S5E5 - Would Jeremy Betray Me?

The two main characters of this book are very bad at politics. That's themes, probably. We discuss some of the terrible decisions Jon makes, and then imagine a reality where the Dany chapters are good. Tune in next time to find out who "Reek" is.

Chapters: ADWD Jon III, Daenerys II 

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S5E4 - Black Widow for Dads

Chapters: ADWD Tyrion III and Davos I

Kay was cursed by the Red God of Covid (19) and lost the audio for the last episode, but luckily we're back to give you a super quick run down of what happened! Maybe these episodes could be shorter?? Anyway, here's Tyrion. 

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S5E3 - Simping Explained

We find some SHOCKING new revelations about when The Winds of Winter is going to be released. Then we check back in with our favorite boy who isn't eating anyone and Tyrion is also here.

Chapters: ADWD Bran I, Tyrion II 

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S5E2 - Naruto Is Real and He Fucked My Wife 2

Chaz is our friend and she doesn't deserve the bullying she gets from certain cohosts who definitely isn't me

Chapters: ADWD Daenerys I, Jon I

Outro music: Bad Sneakers by Steely Dan 

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S5E1 - Hands Job

Tyrion drinks but does not know things. Plus: an epic guy. It's time we begin the dance

Chapters: ADWD Prologue, Tyrion I

Outro music: Change in the Weather by The Beths

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S4E23 - The Dad That Stepped Up

Haters said it can't be done - we finished A Feast for Crows!

Chapters: AFFC Jaime VII, Samwell V

Outro music: King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard - Mr. Beat

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S4E22 - Put a Whole Lightbulb in Your Mouth

we're all trying to find the younger, more beautiful queen who did this

Chapters: AFFC Brienne VIII, Cersei X

Outro music: Mitski - I Bet on Losing Dogs

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