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Season 5
S5E2 - Naruto Is Real and He Fucked My Wife 2
Chaz is our friend and she doesn't deserve the bullying she gets from certain cohosts who definitely isn't me
Chapters: ADWD Daenerys I, Jon I
Outro music: Bad Sneakers by Steely Dan
S5E3 - Simping Explained
We find some SHOCKING new revelations about when The Winds of Winter is going to be released. Then we check back in with our favorite boy who isn't eating anyone and Tyrion is also here.
Chapters: ADWD Bran I, Tyrion II
S5E4 - Black Widow for Dads
Chapters: ADWD Tyrion III and Davos I
Kay was cursed by the Red God of Covid (19) and lost the audio for the last episode, but luckily we're back to give you a super quick run down of what happened! Maybe these episodes could be shorter?? Anyway, here's Tyrion.
S5E5 - Would Jeremy Betray Me?
The two main characters of this book are very bad at politics. That's themes, probably. We discuss some of the terrible decisions Jon makes, and then imagine a reality where the Dany chapters are good. Tune in next time to find out who "Reek" is.
Chapters: ADWD Jon III, Daenerys II
S5E6 - Jigsaw's Woke
A stinky boy AND a baby boy? George, you're spoiling us!
Chapters: ADWD Reek I, Bran II
Outro music: I'm Your Man by Mitski
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S5E7 - Piss Quips
Tyrion gets horny, plays chess and does a cartwheel. Davos eats a nasty apple. Plus: everything you always wanted to know about urinal etiquette!
Chapters: ADWD Tyrion IV, Davos II
Outro music: Pissin' In The Wind by Jerry Jeff Walker
S5E8 - I Like Your Out Tit
Stop me if you heard this before but we're reading Dany and Jon chapters this week. Dany sees a sex show with a gay man and then Jon looks at some meat slabs with a different gay man. George is once again hitting us with the parallels across different chapters, and in this case the parallel is "gay men". Let's give it up to the gay men, everyone!
S5E9 - Giant Woman Ogre Spit
Hey everyone George is doing a play in London about the tourney at Harrenhal and we want to get free press tickets to the premiere so we need to be taken seriously. Hold on let me just see what I named this episode
Chapters: ADWD Tyrion V, Davos III
S5E10 - One Ball
This New Theon Greyjoy Theory Will Blow Your Mind!
Chapters: ADWD Reek II, Jon V
Outro music: Redesigned a Million Times by And So I Watch You from Afar
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S5E11 - Tywin's Taint
We are all still grieving the death of many of our favorite characters such as Missandei's brother as well as Dany's favorite harp player, but at the end of the day we must move on and continue with the podcast. This is an episode where Tyrion does the worst thing he's ever done and he's still not the character we hate most.