The numbers don't lie: 100% of the emo boys on this podcast are bisexual. This week, we ponder what it would be like to go back to the ocean like Kevin Costner, wonder what it's like to grow gills like Kevin Costner did and what Kevin Costner would say about this Arya chapter. Then we check back in with Alayne from Seinfeld. What's the deal with Lyn Corbray?
The beginning of what historians will deem "the ASOBAP MPREG era".
Chapters: AFFC Cersei V, Brienne V
Outro music: These Boots Are Made for Walking by Nancy Sinatra
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No offense but y'all listened to one hundred of these? God bless.
Chapters: AFFC Samwell III, Jaime III
Outro music: This Ain't The Summer of Love by Blue Öyster Cult
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The biggest brains in podcasting return to talk about the biggest brains in Westeros.
Chapters: AFFC Cersei VI, The Reaver
Outro music: Moby Dick by Jakey
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This episode is coming to you from a distant past where there was much uncertainty whether Hot D will be good or not. Maybe it would be bad! There was simply no way of knowing.
In this week's chapters, Jaime is on his redemption arc bullshit and Brienne is on an island. But watch out! There might be a mystery to solve!
Every single technological problem happened during the recording of this episode, but nevertheless we persisted. Cersei is no longer winning even in her mind, and Jaime finally has a good time. Plus: a behind the scenes revelation that changes EVERYTHING.
Chapters: AFFC Cersei VII, Jaime V
Sam is well.
Chapters: AFFC Cat of the Canals, Samwell IV
Outro music: My Body Betrayed Me by Black Wing
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We learn about a new sport. Brienne learns about a new boy. Cersei learns nothing.
Chapters: AFFC Cersei VIII, Brienne VII
Outro music: Bends by Carly Rae Jepsen
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Time to check back in once again with the Lannister siblings, where everything seems perfectly normal! No real singers were harmed in the recording of this episode.
Chapters: AFFC Jaime VI, Cersei IX
Outro music: Warren Zevon - Poor Poor Pitiful Me
Chaos is a ladder, Alayne.
Chapters: AFFC The Princess in the Tower, Alayne (from Seinfeld) II
Outro music: Iron Horse - Ocean Breathes Salty
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