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Season 4
S4E2 - I Would Fuck All Women
The woman respecters have logged on.
Chapters: AFFC: The Captain of the Guards, Cersei I
Outro music: Maria by Scooter
S4E3 - Little Bone Boy Sitting in Lincoln's Lap
Brienne meets many types of guys. Sam reads and Randyll Tarly is canceled again. Are you Team Antz or Team A Bug's Life?
Chapters: AFFC Brienne I, Samwell I
Outro music: Naruto Shippuden OST - Hyakkaryouran
S4E4 - L+Ratio+You Fucked Your Brother
Welcome back to the Cersei show! Believe it or not, she is still winning. This week, she's still very normal about Margaery and then she meets a sexual woman. We're so excited for her! But before that, we take a trip to Braavos to find out what Arya does to that worm.
Chapters: AFFC Arya I, Cersei II
S4E5 - She Wag My Staff Until I Humfrey
Jaime hasn't slept for a few days, and we ALL know what happens when you do that: he starts imagining other men's bodies. Brienne finds a little boy.
Chapters: AFFC Jaime I, Brienne II
Outro music: Who Needs Sleep? by Barenaked Ladies
S4E6 - Like a Seahorse
We check in on how Sansa, or as she's now known, Elaine from Seinfeld is doing, and then we go over to the Iron Islands to see a guy who's epic for reading! I sure remember this episode that was recorded two months ago.
Chapters: AFFC Sansa I, The Kraken's Daughter
S4E7 - Soil Deez Nuts
This episode is all about big nipples. Take it up with George!
Chapters: AFFC Cersei III, The Soiled Knight
Outro music: Body by Megan Thee Stallion
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S4E8 - Respect the Boob Ghost
Do you think Stannis will come back as the (K)night King or did you like season 8 of Game of Thrones? In this episode we meet some new types of guys and create our own original character (do NOT steal) (but feel free to send us fan art).
Chapters: AFFC Brienne III, Samwell II
S4E9 - She Let Me Hit Cuz I Killed the Pope
Welcome back to another edition of Keeping Up With the Lannisters! This week, Jaime says bye to bones and Cersei keeps on plotting shitty plans.
Chapters: AFFC Jaime II, Cersei IV
Outro music: Nine Inch Nails - Closer But It's Funkytown By Lipps Inc. mashup by Wiliam
S4E10 - The Cumtown of ASOIAF
It's Kingsmoot time! And who has a better story than Euron Crow's Eye?
Chapters: AFFC The Iron Captain, The Drowned Man
Outro music: Illés - Te kit választanál?
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S4E11 - Believe Dick
We lose some of our favorite guys as Brienne does an epic murder and Arianne's failsafe plan goes wrong against all odds.
Chapters: AFFC Brienne IV, The Queenmaker
Outro music: Ween - Waving My Dick in the Wind