Daenerys Targaryen is the greatest character in modern fiction.

Chapters: ASOS Daenerys III, Sansa III

Outro music: Amorf Ördögök - Tengerparti homokvár

We set out to do our shortest episode ever. This is what happened.

Chapters: ASOS Arya V, Jon IV, Jaime IV

Outro music: The Smiths - That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore

You will NEVER guess what's in this bowl of brown!

Chapters: ASOS Tyrion IV, Samwell II

Outro music: LeviathanJPTV - Chug Jug With You

So you know Fabergé eggs? They're making a Game of Thrones one, but hear me out: what if they put Tyrion in one? What if you bought the Fabergé egg and you opened it up and Tyrion was inside? What if there was an egg with Tyrion in it, but it was also on the moon? But moon is also egg? What if you cracked open an egg and there was three Tyrions in it, but you're also on the moon, so the egg is actually the moon inside a Fabergé egg and the Tyrions represent the types of magic and - hold on, someone is handing me a note that says we don't even have a Tyrion chapter this week.

Chapters: ASOS Arya VI, Catelyn IV

Outro music: Gwyn Lord of Cinder - Dark Souls OST

Jaime bath chapter

This episode contains ASMR.

Chapters: ASOS Davos IV, Jaime V

Outro music: Willie Nelson - On the Road Again

amoung tyrion

Chapters: ASOS Tyrion V, Arya VII

Outro music: Friar Tuck by These Old Bones

Every day people keep asking us: when can I get my fingers in the book? If you're one of those people, we finally have the answer for you!

Chapters: ASOS Bran III, Jon V

Outro music: King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard - Billabong Valley

Time to meet a very special boy!

Chapters: ASOS Daenerys IV, Arya VIII

Outro music: Rage Against the Machine - Wake Up

Jaime has a dream, Catelyn experiences Evil Rain, and we learn what a "factkin" is.

Chapters: ASOS Jaime VI, Catelyn V

Sam dreams about titties and meets a new type of guy. Arya and Sandor head towards a wedding. We learn to cook.

Chapters: ASOS Samwell III, Arya IX

Outro music: King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard - Dreams