S5E27 - I Have Magic Pussy, Your Honour

I don't know... they all want me to write the book but do they even really care about me? I'd rather write the next Dunky novella. They want to make more seasons of that show and I sure like to see that bald child... but they told me I need to finish Winds first. But writing is so hard... and it's my birthday.... maybe I'll kill off Tyrion next. I'm glad I don't have any children so they can't fuck up my legacy. I thought Ryan Condal was my son but now he won't speak to me anymore. My real son is Tyrion anyway.

Chapters: ADWD Cersei I, The Queensguard

Outro music: Cut-Out Witch by Guided by Voices