This is how Cersei wins.

Chapters: ASOS Samwell I, Tyrion III

Outro music: Spraynard - Spooky, Scary

It's time to answer the most important question: Which Monster Would You Fuck?

Chapters: ASOS Jon II, Sansa II, Arya III

Outro music: Bobby "Boris" Pickett - Monster Mash

It is with a heavy heart that we say goodbye to fan favorite character Utherydes Wayn, may you bang your staff wherever you are.

Chapters: ASOS Arya II, Catelyn II

Outro music: Stormzy - Crown

One weird trick to improve Tyrion chapters.

Chapters: ASOS Jaime II, Tyrion II

Outro music: MGMT - When You Die

Maybe it's time for Jorah to die for real.

Chapters: ASOS Daenerys I, Bran I, Davos II

Outro music: Taylor Swift - You Belong With Me (8 bit cover)

Episode Notes

Wow it's our 50th episode, as well as the one year anniversary of our podcast, two events which we totally remembered! Maybe the real news segment was the cohosts we tricked along the way.

Chapters: ASOS Davos I, Sansa I, Jon I

Outro music: Karliene - The Bear and the Maiden Fair

Episode Notes

Look, sometimes you find an AI tweet generator right before recording a podcast and it derails everything. We're not upset if you don't listen to this one.

Chapters: ASOS Catelyn I, Arya I, Tyrion I Outro music: Grimes - Kill V. Maim

Episode Notes

Season 3 baby! New year, new book, same bad jokes.

Chapters: A Storm of Swords - Prologue, Jaime I Outro music: Peg by Steely Dan

Episode Notes

We have finished the book last week, but one question remains: what did our listeners think of this book? Who did they like? Who did they hate? Do they understand? Tune in to find out.

Thank you so much for sticking with us through two books. We'll see you with A Storm of Swords in January!

Outro music: Hokus Pocus by Insane Clown Posse

Episode Notes

Semper Clashing.

Chapters: ACOK Bran VII

Spoiler music: Toss by Whirr Outro music: Wait by Whirr